We Blew Up The Lab (Jordan x Reader)

  It was wet, it was cold. But you found a sign. "(Y/N), there's a new place!" you say. You find a lab. You knock. A mysterious figure opens the door. You get whacked by her giant pigtails, "Oh! Sorry, didn't see you!" she says as she approaches you, "(Hi!/What do YOU want?!) She tells you that you can stay there for a bit. You try to grab hold of her hand, but you miss, "This is the lab. Feel free to stay as long as you want!"  She takes you to the "experiments room." "Okay, watch this!" she exclaims as she adds 2 random chemicals together without thinking. One of her ponytails fall off. (You ask if she's okay/You laugh) She tells you, "Yeah I'm okay... Now can I please have my hair back?" "Oh! Yeah..." (You sniff her hair and give it to her/You give it to her without thinking and whack her with it) "So... uh... what now?" you ask. "Well, we could go to the trash dump and look for stuff..?" she says unconfidently. The river person gives you a ride to the trash dump, "So... here we are!" (You find some flowers and a necklace in the trash and give it to her/You find two foam swords and ask if they could spar) "Thanks!" she sneezes. (You find sparklers and a hot air balloon..?/You give her a plushie that smells like chocolate from your pocket) "Thanks so much! I'll cherish this forever!" She keeps sniffing it over and over, "Oh my lord this smells like awesome..."  "So, uh, what should we do now?" you ask. She stands very still... She stays there... There is an awkward vibe coming our way, until finally she speaks, "HEY!" she yells, "Wanna check out my guns?" she asks. "(Y/N)," you say. She finds some rusty targets, "Can you hold these up for target practice?" she asks. "(Y/N)," you reply. "Oh! Well then, wanna head back to the lab?" she asks. "(Y/N)," you reply. We find a mysterious figure who was willing to take us to the lab, "Only 5G!" they say. "Oh, I got this one. I have over 1,000G," she says. They take us to Hotland... with a... dog... boat... Well, after we made it, we found a water cooler, and I got a drink, "Uh... you shouldn't do that, those are for Undyne..." she says, "Uh... Sorry... But who's this... 'Undyne'?" "NGAH!" a mysterious... fish... says..? "Oh! Wassup Undyne!" she says, "Oh hey Jordan!" Undyne replies. Yes! We got her name! (So, wanna go out?/Well if it isn't Eggs Benedict) She laughs. She laughs so hard you can literally see her face turn blue. She passes out. ("You okay?"/ You poke her with a stick) "Yeah I'm fine... Hey look my face is my favorite color!" she replies. We head back to the lab, "Can I see more experiments?" you ask. "Sure!" she replies. You go back to the Experiments Room and you see her carefully add two chemicals this time. They were unstable... The beaker fizzes. You see the door open as the lab explodes, "Alphys it's not what it looks like..." Jordan says. Alphys drops everything in her hands, "Uh, Jordan, who is this Alphys?" you ask. She points to Alphys, "Ohhhh..." you say. She runs off. Well, besides blowing up the lab... This was a very successful date!